thorkitastic:

thorgasmed:

me

how fangirl’s kneel for Loki 

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Announcing Kindle Worlds

cleolinda:

Get ready for Kindle Worlds, a place for you to publish fan fiction inspired by popular books, shows, movies, comics, music, and games. With Kindle Worlds, you can write new stories based on featured Worlds, engage an audience of readers, and earn royalties. Amazon Publishing has secured licenses from Warner Bros. for Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, and The Vampire Diaries, with licenses for more Worlds on the way.


Content Guidelines for Kindle Worlds

Pornography: We don’t accept pornography or offensive depictions of graphic sexual acts.

Offensive Content: We don’t accept offensive content, including but not limited to racial slurs, excessively graphic or violent material, or excessive use of foul language.

Illegal and Infringing Content: We take violations of laws and proprietary rights very seriously. It is the authors’ responsibility to ensure that their content doesn’t violate laws or copyright, trademark, privacy, publicity, or other rights.

Poor Customer Experience: We don’t accept books that provide a poor customer experience. Examples include poorly formatted books and books with misleading titles, cover art, or product descriptions. We reserve the right to determine whether content provides a poor customer experience.

Excessive Use of Brands: We don’t accept the excessive use of brand names or the inclusion of brand names for paid advertising or promotion.

Crossover: No crossovers from other Worlds are permitted, meaning your work may not include elements of any copyright-protected book, movie, or other property outside of the elements of this World.

lol Amazon.

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wakingupinbakerstreet:

best day of his life

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nevvzealand:

why is every donut not in my mouth right now

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

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whatthefoucault:

unexpected-keys:

My younger sister just saw this photo and said, “That picture is exactly what it’s like when you have to awkwardly stand in a crowded elevator with a bunch of strangers.”
And I just—HALP. THAT’S SO ACCURATE.

Your sister is a shining beacon of wisdom.

whatthefoucault:

unexpected-keys:

My younger sister just saw this photo and said, “That picture is exactly what it’s like when you have to awkwardly stand in a crowded elevator with a bunch of strangers.”

And I just—HALP. THAT’S SO ACCURATE.

Your sister is a shining beacon of wisdom.

davidesky2:

Sean Thornton anti-travel poster for Hero Complex Gallery’s Arch Nemesis show, via 411posters.

davidesky2:

Sean Thornton anti-travel poster for Hero Complex Gallery’s Arch Nemesis show, via 411posters.

One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.